A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said,
"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said,
"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into
the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said,
"And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it
into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile,
nearly laughing,
"For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365,
"Shall We Gather at the River."
Invitation Hymn
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"Beer is a sign that God wants us to be happy."
-Benjamin Franklin
Did you hear about the minster who was having trouble with his deacons? He was getting worked up on a sermon about Jesus casting out demons, and he yelled out, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THIS MAN? HE WAS FULL OF DEACONS!"
-Benjamin Franklin
Did you hear about the minster who was having trouble with his deacons? He was getting worked up on a sermon about Jesus casting out demons, and he yelled out, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THIS MAN? HE WAS FULL OF DEACONS!"
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
-Anonymous
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
-Anonymous