Honesty

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RickD
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Honesty

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My wife and I were getting ready to go out to dinner, and my wife was getting dressed.

Wife:
"I look fat. Tell me a compliment."



Me:
"You have perfect eyesight."
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Re: Honesty

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RickD wrote:My wife and I were getting ready to go out to dinner, and my wife was getting dressed.

Wife:
"I look fat. Tell me a compliment."



Me:
"You have perfect eyesight."
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