Heaven and Hell

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This lady was talking to her priest. He said to her "There was this man who visited Hell one day, and then visited Heaven.
In Hell he saw there was plenty of perfect food but the inmates were so miserable because their spoons were too long to eat with. Then he went to Heaven and saw the same food and the same spoons, but the blessed were feeding each other."

The lady goes home and tells her husband about it. He says, "What's that all about? Why didn't they all just hold on to the handles closer to the part you eat out of?"