He may have overdosed on whipped cream and pie.BGoodForGoodSake wrote:What ever happened to this Forge guy?Forge wrote:I love Red Versus Blue.beckyandretti wrote:Theres really nothing to top that... other than possibly whipped cream
Do you think the counter-top terrorists finally got him?
Or maybe he ran out of babies...
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Oh the sins of gluttony.Byblos wrote:He may have overdosed on whipped cream and pie.BGoodForGoodSake wrote: What ever happened to this Forge guy?
Do you think the counter-top terrorists finally got him?
Or maybe he ran out of babies...
Eat, I tell you for life is short.
Fill yourselves with earthly pleasure
Fried chicken, sausages, lamb and pork,
Take your time, eat at your leisure.
Fill yourself up until your plump
Grease like a river flowing from your crown
Add a few pounds to your enormous rump.
Mind you not that others they frown.
The universe, is for you to consume.
Candy and whipped cream, on top of pies.
Take a break, now you may resume.
Eat until your poor mother cries.
An early grave for those who heed,
this devilish tale that I have just weaved
All you have left is an empty bowl
Gluttony, my friend has eroded your soul.
BTW all of my poetry is copywritten.
I don't want anyone including myself to profit from mere words.
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"counter-top terrorists". RUN, THEY'RE SHOOTIN' UP THE TOASTER... IT'S GONNA BLOW!!! I mean, to forgetinglly quote Alice in Wonderland, "Three inches is such a dreadful height." They're just jealous of our inches, that's all.
"How can you leave pecans to chance?" Huh, and I thought everyone knew of Pecan Russian Roulette. Big bucks in it here in the Twin Cities. But those poor pecans; forced to play just to bring home the bacon... which, btw, they struggle very hard with carrying. I mean, frying pan to nut can is very far for those poor fellas.
Hmmm, theme of short things running around the counters.
"All you have left is an empty bowl
Gluttony, my friend has eroded your soul." It hurts 'cause it's true! Will someone refill it with eclairs for me??? (lol)
"How can you leave pecans to chance?" Huh, and I thought everyone knew of Pecan Russian Roulette. Big bucks in it here in the Twin Cities. But those poor pecans; forced to play just to bring home the bacon... which, btw, they struggle very hard with carrying. I mean, frying pan to nut can is very far for those poor fellas.
Hmmm, theme of short things running around the counters.
"All you have left is an empty bowl
Gluttony, my friend has eroded your soul." It hurts 'cause it's true! Will someone refill it with eclairs for me??? (lol)
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I once met an accountant with fleas. Do the fleas count?kateliz wrote: Hmmm, theme of short things running around the counters.
*Floop* *floop*kateliz wrote: "All you have left is an empty bowl
Gluttony, my friend has eroded your soul." It hurts 'cause it's true! Will someone refill it with eclairs for me??? (lol)
Here's a few cream puffs.
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Maybe fleas do it by counting hairs?kateliz wrote:I eat humble pie once again, (sorry, those cream puffs had some of those fleas on them,) it took me a little while to get what you meant.
I do not know if the fleas count. Do they even have fingers? Or toes, for those more difficult ones? I sympathize with digit amputees.
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No silly,kateliz wrote:Not the same. If an older flea asks a young flea what it's age is, I doubt they'd pluck out their hairs to indicate. You need digits to count, you see.
They wouldn't be using their own hairs. They would be strumming the accountant's hairs.
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Plus fleas know how old they are by counting their rattles.
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Good to know. Someone told me it was a basketball tournament once controlled by a MIBA.FFC wrote:Bgood asked:Answer:What is a nit anyways? And where do you pick them...
Nit (insect):
Louse, common name for several species of small, wingless insects. Three types of true, or sucking, lice infest humans.
Where you pick them is up to you.
I knew he was fibbing, an amiba is a unicellular beast of some sort, he couldn't fool me!
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FFC wrote:
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What is a nit anyways? And where do you pick them...
Bgood asked:
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What is a nit anyways? And where do you pick them...
I'm glad we got that all cleared up. The question that is...not the lice problem...nevermind.Answer:
Nit (insect):
Louse, common name for several species of small, wingless insects. Three types of true, or sucking, lice infest humans.
Where you pick them is up to you.
Good to know. Someone told me it was a basketball tournament once controlled by a MIBA.
I knew he was fibbing, an amiba is a unicellular beast of some sort, he couldn't fool me!