Craziest Baptism I've Ever Seen!
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Craziest Baptism I've Ever Seen!
Water Baptisms can take various approaches - some churches sprinkle, some immerse, but I can guarantee you've never seen anything like this one from Canada!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFGHerqhSC8
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Re: Craziest Baptism I've Ever Seen!
That’s a typical Orthodox baptism. The narrator identified it as Greek Orthodox. In all fairness (*sarcasm ON*) the priest may have been snorting cocaine just before the ceremony. Or maybe he drank a whole pot of coffee and snorted cocaine (*sarcasm OFF*). Typical Orthodox baptisms are not so violent.
I would suggest to this priest that he calm down with a bottle of ouzo before his next baptism.
I would suggest to this priest that he calm down with a bottle of ouzo before his next baptism.
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Re: Craziest Baptism I've Ever Seen!
Well, Flie, I've seen sprinkling, dunking - and now, near DROWNING. That kid must have been howling as he hears the Latin, "In the name of the Father," glub, "the Son," blub, "and the Holy Ghost," glub-blub.
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Re: Craziest Baptism I've Ever Seen!
Since you live in the USA , do you think Baptism by water pistol could be something guaranteed by the Second Amendment ?
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Re: Craziest Baptism I've Ever Seen!
Very clever idea, Flie. But hey, get enough NRA lawyers on it - and ya just never know!Fliegender wrote: ↑Mon Jun 26, 2023 5:29 pmSince you live in the USA , do you think Baptism by water pistol could be something guaranteed by the Second Amendment ?
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Re: Craziest Baptism I've Ever Seen!
Oops - apparently, it's already a "thing."
SuperSoakers are next?
SuperSoakers are next?
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"I never said that all conservatives are stupid people but it is true that most stupid people are conservative."
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