So he visited a monastery. After waiting he was called into the the head monks office.
"I want to become a monk". The man said. The head monk replied "In order to become a monk .. you must take a vow of silence. You may only say two words every two years." The man agreed.
After the first 2 years, the head monk called him in. "What are your two words?"
"Food stink!" The man said.
Two more years went by and the head monk called him in. "What are your two words?".
"Robe dirty!" The man said.
Two more years went by and the head monk called him in. "What are your two words?"
"Bed hard!". The man said.
Two more years went by. The head monk called him in. "What are your two words?"
- "I quit!"
The head monk thought about it and replied "Well I'm not surprised.. you've done nothing but complain since you got here!"
Once upon a time a man decided to become a monk ...
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Re: Once upon a time a man decided to become a monk ...
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony