Speaking English is hazardous to your health

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theophilus
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Speaking English is hazardous to your health

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The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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Re: Speaking English is hazardous to your health

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Haha could be the lingo or all the processed foods and processed carbohydrates that western English speaking countries consume.
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