Is the Queen Dead?

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Is the Queen Dead?

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Is good, clean, and funny in the eye of the beholder here? If not, I won't argue. Maybe better to try to play by the rules when one is crystal clear about them.

Can anybody tell me why for over 30 years I have wanted a realistic painting of Prince Charles in his mother's wedding dress? If not, I may show you, and you wouldn't want that ;)
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OK. I really want to know why lol. AND, I really want to see that!!
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U777 wrote:
Can anybody tell me why for over 30 years I have wanted a realistic painting of Prince Charles in his mother's wedding dress?
You have an Oedipus complex?
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Did you possibly want the queen - uh, dead? " y:O2
Oh wait, this was supposed to be good, clean and funny. Rick may have been right with the Oedipus complex. :lol:

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ultimate777 wrote:Is good, clean, and funny in the eye of the beholder here? If not, I won't argue. Maybe better to try to play by the rules when one is crystal clear about them.

Can anybody tell me why for over 30 years I have wanted a realistic painting of Prince Charles in his mother's wedding dress? If not, I may show you, and you wouldn't want that ;)
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ultimate777 wrote:Is good, clean, and funny in the eye of the beholder here? If not, I won't argue. Maybe better to try to play by the rules when one is crystal clear about them.

Can anybody tell me why for over 30 years I have wanted a realistic painting of Prince Charles in his mother's wedding dress? If not, I may show you, and you wouldn't want that ;)
There's an ursine joke in there somewhere, but I'm not touching it with a 10-foot German (everybody picks on the Poles, so I'm giving them a break ... and most of my ancestry is German, so I can get away with that).
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